when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
"sorry i didn’t text you back earlier i was masturbating"
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together