sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"





madellena:

"sorry i didn’t text you back earlier i was masturbating"




spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways



Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster)








10knotes:

wait shit this amount of flex just gave me a headache
Beat ya ass then post up
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